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All sorts of fucked up

When someone is intoxicated to the extreme. Can be off alcohol, weed, other drugs, or a combination of any of them.
Dude, I had 15 beers then hit the bong so hard. I was all sorts of fucked up.
by quignugget July 5, 2010
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Cunt's fucked

A phrase medical professionals use to describe a patient when their condition or injuries are so severe that their outcome is bleak
Two paramedics are called to a car accident where the driver has been ejected through the front windshield. The first paramedic approaches the driver laying still on the ground and rolls him over to find him to have been decapitated. The first paramedic then states to the second - "Cunt's fucked!"
by jaded paramedic January 14, 2021
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Getting Fucked In The Ass

1. A more harsh version of getting fucked over in a certain situation. Mainly used to describe how a sports game is going or to describe a bad day.

2. Also can be taken in a literal term in which you physically get penetrated in the anal by another dude, and is found most common among gays.
1. John: “Dude did you see how much Clemson is losing by”

Jim: “Yeah, they’re really getting fucked in the ass

2. Steve: “What did you do last night bro?”
Aiden: “Oh I was just getting fucked in the ass by Todd, you should join us next time. Then we can all get fucked in the ass.”
by Keif cheef January 2, 2021
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Shit's fucked up

Guy 1: Dude, I hate my life...
Guy 2: Yeah, shit's fucked up.
by ___O.O___ June 23, 2010
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fucked up shop

When someone screws something up that should be relatively easy to do...the "shop" reference is for anyone that took "shop" class in school...all ya had to do was show up and hold a hammer for the whole class and you passed.
Wow Dutch really fucked up shop, when he made those changes to our fantasy baseball league...I guess thats what happens when you put a bald head in charge...
by JoeyPencils March 21, 2008
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Fucked the Pie

Sexual equivalent to "Jumping the Shark" in a television series or sitcom.; An embarrassing moment involving a sexual act being walked in on by someone not taking part in said sexual act, usually an adult authority figure (i.e. in American Pie when Jim Levenstein is caught having sexual intercourse with an apple pie by his dad)
Person 1: You here about Aaron? His dad caught him jackin off on the couch.
Person 2: Hahahaha, he so fucked the pie!
by j0hnth3f15h3rman January 17, 2010
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judge-fucked

During a competition, esp. a speech/debate tournament, when a judge is clearly going to vote in favor of you but doesn't for some bizzarre, unfathomable reason. Usually causes you to lose when you do not deserve it. Judge-fucking is completely unfair and destroys a majority of competitions.
A: Dude, Two Judges gave me first place in that round. But the third judge gave me last place!
B: Damn, that sucks. Did you make it to semi-finals?
A: No!! I got so freaking Judge-fucked!

A: Why are they getting rid of the tournament?
B: They don't like that we win so much so they're getting rid of it.
A: Wow... That's Judge-Fucked to the EXTREME!

A: How was the tournament?
B: It wasn't fair!! Our best competitors got judge-fucked!
A: Dammit!
by FlipPrincess May 16, 2009
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