Facebook date

Masturbating to pictures on Facebook of a person you find attractive. (coined by the Techromance blog)

Did you see the pictures of Amy's Halloween costume? I think I'm going to go on a Facebook date later.

by zero1319 May 8, 2011

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by stereotypicallama April 3, 2023

Facebook Breakup

Breaking up with someone by changing your relationship status.

Derrick is listed as single.
Brittany "What? When? Why?"
"Sorry, girl you just got a Facebook Breakup"

by Akira Moon March 30, 2009

Facebook creeping

The act of snooping into other peoples conversations, pictures, information, etc. when you are using the social networking program Facebook. Especially if the person you are creeping on is not a close friend and just someone you hardly know or don't know at all in person.

How did you know they were dating?
Oh, I was facebook creeping last night.

by FordJN October 3, 2011

Facebook Flop

A female on facebook who appears hot in the photo, but in real life is a dissapointment.

Bro # 1: "Dude look at this girl, she is gorgeous."
Bro # 2: "Nah Bro, she is a facebook flop. She is in my biology lab and she is gross."

by Sticky Swine November 29, 2005

Facebook Stalking

Facebook Stalking, like regular stalking, allows the stalker to secretly gather information about the person they are interested in; the stalkee if you will. Unlike regular stalking, Facebook Stalking is less likely to have an illegal component and is generally accepted by it's voyeuristic victims. The argument being, that if you didn't want others to know about your life, you wouldn't post it all over the internet.

Person 1: Do you have a crush on Billy?

Person 2: I'm not sure yet, I need to go home and do some Facebook Stalking first.

by Jenny Caruso December 20, 2008

facebook withdrawal

The process of seperating a facebook whore from his or her computer for an extended amount of time. The process is life-threatening and can result in extreme mood swings.

In withdrawal, users may go through four phases:
1) Craving
2) Fear
3) Denial
4) Depression

Some cases include instances where individuals try to use MySpace as an alternative, but this ends badly when they realize you cannot just click on the picture to make the next one appear

Facebook addiction is an issue with many consequences, one of them being, addiction withdrawal symptoms experienced when the facebook is discontinued. The symptoms of Facebook Withdrawal at times may be severe, if not life threatening.

Amy: Why is Ryan crying?
Sarah: Because he can't log onto Facebook.
Amy: Oh, so Ryan is having Facebook Withdrawal?
Sarah: Yeah, and now he is in the denial stage.

by g-diggity November 25, 2007