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face fucking

When a male thrusts his penis in and out of a mouth instead of allowing a mouth to bob up and down on a penis as in typical oral sex.
I wanted to give Mike a nice, slow blow job but he grabbed my head and ended up face fucking me instead.
by Nikkinightowl May 27, 2008
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Face-Muppet

A growth on the head resulting from getting punched or kicked.
If Randy doesnt leave me alone, I'm going to give him a Face-Muppet.
by Rob Righter September 9, 2008
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Game Face

#1) a confident swagger you bring out when you are about to get ready to tackle something difficult, or when you are about to take on a challenge. Or when you are getting ready to get down to hard business.

#2) When you are ready and pumped up to party really hard.
#1)
Person1: "Tomorrow's your job interview, right? Are you ready?"
Person2: "Yea son, I'm bringin' out my GAME FACE."

#2)
Person1: "You're turning 21 tomorrow. Time to hit the bars and black out, so be ready to bring out your GAME FACE."
by bubbacheesus April 30, 2009
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fauceting

Fauceting is the act of a female getting into a bath naked, spreading her legs open, and letting the bath water forcefully pour onto her vagina. She'll usually rest her feet on the sides of the tub while the water strongly brushes against her clit. It's also optional to roleplay in your head as she goes along, making the orgasm much more rewarding, pleasing, and seductive. It's highly recommended that she uses warm water, for cold water is much less pleasing. She wants a strong faucet. Soft faucets that don't release water with much force are bound to not give the proper orgasm. The orgasm lasts about 5 seconds, and afterward, is less pleasing if you decide to continue. You'll uncontrollably and lightly shiver, and it won't feel as pleasing. This is by far the best variation of female masturbation. It does not widen the vagina and it is a wonderful experience. The only requirements are no clothes, a bath, and a sexy imagination. ;)
Jessica: "Hey, I'm so sorry about your breakup. Are you doing alright?"
Sarah: "Oh, I discovered fauceting, so I don't need boyfriends anymore."
by interesting words February 10, 2015
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facebeef

When two or more people have a mindless heated argument on Facebook, whether it's through comments on profile pictures, profile walls, etc.
Person #1: You hear about the fight after school today?
Person #2: No, what happened?
Person #1: Did you see the facebeef on Samantha's profile picture? The one with her and her boyfriend John.
Person #2: Hahaha, oh yeah. Sam's ex left a comment asking if he was enjoying his sloppy seconds. Then John commented back and said he was gonna kick his ass.
by The Joker in Bruges February 9, 2009
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Same Face Syndrome

An artist who has Same Face Syndrome repeatedly draws the same face on every character they draw. This usually stems from a lack of artistic ability or knowledge.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Rob Liefeld's work?
Person 2: Yeah, it's awful. That guy has a serious case of Same Face Syndrome.
Person 1: How is he even getting paid for his art?
by charleychibi February 23, 2013
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fuck-face

guy 1 throws a rock at guy 2
guy 2 "you stupid fuck-face"
by troy9o9 July 23, 2009
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