educationalphobic

A phobic which has symtoms e.g. scared of classroom lessons, or exams

He is educationalphobic! Miss Smiths you cannot force him into learning!

by Best_student * October 21, 2020

Educake depression

A depression that is only found when one is completing Educake work while having a total breakdown. It is horrific.

“I did the chemistry work last night, did you?” “No David, I got hit with the Educake depression.”

by wasianbitch March 25, 2021

Educhronia

(noun) A slower form of time by an unknown amount; typically found in schools.

“10 out of 10 people suffer from educhronia.”

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021

Education

Something we don't need but yet was created by a hypocrite back in 1837 and later on added 'exams' that made it even worse causing some kids who get low marks to commit suicide and their friends will all go emo or depressed and commit suicide too and be like "I'm going with you if you die!". The only thing we can thank education for is educating the person who first created games which is the cure for depression.

Student 1: "Guys, did you know George committed suicide for getting 41 for his English test?!"
Student 2: "F*ck education man, he was my best friend!"

by xDeezNuts October 10, 2021

educcacy

Central Texas jargon for the term hunting etiquette, defined as the customary code of polite behavior in society or among members of a particular profession or group, in this case, rednecks (no negative connotation implied).

Folks whose are sittin on other folks sets is lackin in educcacy.

by Rimen Simen October 10, 2021

Educational Tourist

When a state's primary educational system is entirely distance learning, causing people to work remotely in other states to send their kids to school.

Yeah, you can't get an apartment in town because all the educational tourists are here.

by ElectricMayhem September 1, 2021

educardletrist

It got BONES, dude! Bones all up in that bong!

Bu-bu-BONG! Om! Come get your crinkle cuts & yer Dong Dings, educardletrists!

by anonymous November 16, 2021