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British Dumplings

The act of receiving head or domeski while performing an upper-tanker
Rex was doing an upper tanker at this chicks house and this sloppy chick came in and started giving him head, it was the best british dumplings story i ever heard.
by thickness May 4, 2007
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Duck Dumplin

A form of dry-sex that is done in the doggy style position. Usually done in the nude, no penetration is done while performing the Duck Dumplin.
I just got done doing the Duck Dumplin.
by The Panamanian Crookster04 February 5, 2010
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dumpling

a very small and compact turd. Likely to have originated in the cheese producing valleys of Wisconsin during the the Clinton administration.
I tried to take a fat dump but could only squeeze out a dumpling.
by Johnny April 2, 2005
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Dumping Jacks

When you’ve already pooped once.. but the second wave isn’t quite ready yet, so you do dumping jacks to assist the second wave of shit.
I feel like I have to poop again but it’s not coming out.. I’ll try doing dumping jacks to help it move along
by Cuttingedge January 2, 2018
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crap dumping

When someone in a position above you at work gives you an assignment to do that is technically their job, but it's such a crappy task they don't want to do it so it's passed on to you.
"I have to work late, my boss crap dumped a bunch of paperwork on me."

"I'd like my job more if everyone would stop crap dumping on me."
by clem7632 June 23, 2008
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crush dumping

When you really liked someone, but they turn out to be a complete ***hole, so you dump your respect for them by throwing it out of a window at them. Along with some complimentary rocks and an old shoe for bad luck.
"Oh girl, I am so crush dumping that b*tch-***hole-d*chebag. He lied about everything and he didn't even apologize. Lemme just run him over with a truck."
by #YouJustGotSlayed January 13, 2017
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cave dumping

When someone turns the light off on you when you're taking a dump.
I went into the bathroom, turned on the light and someone was in a stall cave dumping.
by soonermajic September 19, 2017
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