diddleysquat

it doesnt really mean anything but its a goddam cool word. usually means "nothing"

you aint gettin diddleysquat!

by KD June 9, 2003

Testicle Diddler

One who inserts their testicles into a child's anus.

That man is a testicle diddler. Look out!

by JazzJ May 28, 2011

re-diddly-donkulous

something so absurd, so idiotic that it makes a normal mind explode in aggravation.

She just bought 18 snackpacks and a hose, that's just re-diddly-donkulous.

by The Walking Tome of Knowledge December 1, 2006

diddle

To molest someone that is under the legal age of consent

<b>Convict 1:</b> What are you in for?
<b>Convict 2:</b> I diddled a few alter boys.

by Shandon April 16, 2008

Fiddle Diddle

Slang for a man's private part.
Also used as an insult

You have a BIG fiddle diddle.
You fiddle diddle you screwed me!

by Fun Yun Rider January 5, 2011

squidly diddly

A form of masturbation where the person takes a squid and removes its innards and masturbates within its empty husk until said person reaches climax.

Dude, I just squidly diddlied.

Hey man, do you have any squid so I can squidly diddly later?

by hgani January 4, 2011

do my doo-wah-diddie

do my do-wah-diddie is a command to suck dick.

Matt called me over to him and said "do my doo-wah-diddie"!

by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021