dinking

thinking with one's dick, usually leading to negative consequences

"Man, snap out of it! You're dinking, not thinking! She's a she-devil and you know it!"

by Johanna Hofer November 6, 2006

space dicking

Dicking in space. Similar to space head, except that the sex in question is not oral.

I am an expert at space dicking.

by Spacedick July 25, 2010

turtle dicking

The act of sliding and shoving a shotgun into someone's anus and then pulling the trigger. (Turtle dicked being the past tense)

"I turtle dicked that dude so hard his entrails are all over the wall!"

"I've gotten really good at turtle dicking in Call of Duty lately"

by TotteryWolf September 24, 2017

red hot dicking

are you joking me

Holly:Hey freak
Cheyanna: Shut up your a Cheesebutt
Holly: Are you Red hot dicking me right now!!!

by Holly and Cheyanna October 29, 2008

Dickingaroundedness

Adjective - the act of dicking around, messing around, doing something one is not supposed to be doing, ignoring the task at hand.

You and your friend are playing ping pong and your friend keep smashing the ball off the table just to tick you off. You say, "I've about had it with your dickingaroundedness."

by xClary12 October 6, 2011

Dicking Around

A penis, otherwise known as a "Dick", is used to randomly poke around a body cavity without properly fucking the orifice. This has been known to cause severe aggravation in the recipient. The opposite of "Dicking Around" would be called "Deep Dickin'"

"Jesus Butt-Fucking Christ Tom, are you going to be Dicking Around all night with that thing, or am I going to have to call my Pimp for some good ol' fashioned Deep Dickin'?

by Hank Macson February 10, 2014

jelly dirting

It's when a lube up penis penetrates an anus that has not been wiped in a while.

Mom: it smell like smells like someone has been jelly dirting.

Son: shut up, like you know what that means..

by ghettojello November 23, 2013