Dickless Fuckboy

dik/ les/ fək boi
Noun

A fuckboy with no dick who only gets fucked in the mouth and asshole, but does none of the fucking because he is dickless. He is a cum dumpster who enjoys bukkake’s and golden showers.

Example 1: Rusty is definitely Justin’s dickless fuckboy. I bet Justin doesn’t even use his toilet when Rusty's around.

Example 2: I wonder how many dicks that dickless fuckboy, Rusty, has had flapping in his face at the same time.

by MAN_PILE_CHAMPION August 23, 2016

Dicklexia

Dicklexia: Losing train of thought, speech, and comprehension from result of sex

Tina: Girl I woke up this morning and can’t remember what happened after me and Mike had sex

Tammy: Girl that happens to me all the time, it’s called Dicklexia

by Professor Dickalous July 8, 2019

Dicklefuck

When you have sex with your awesome dick and then water comes out

"Man Samantha loves it when her boyfriend does a dicklefuck."

by Fucklestick March 19, 2023

dickbent

to be angry or annoyed

in reference to one's penis being abused

"i said ill do it later"
"alright, fine... dont get all dickbent"

by xsonicassassinx July 8, 2006

dickeedoo

When your belly comes out further than your dick does

"Hey Phil Major, that's a nice dickeedoo your sporting."

by hunglong March 4, 2009

Dickensed

The destruction of all that was once fun following the introduction of "Charles Dickens" to a household.

They had an amazing social life, but then her girlfriend got 'Dickensed' at university and things were never quite the same. Now she drinks wine on a week night and contemplates employing subterfuge and the cover of darkness to procure more of said wine.

by Boredgirlfriendofunistudent#87 April 13, 2010

Dickend

When a person is angry or annoyed, it can be said that they are on their dickend. After calming down, their dickend is then referred to as flaccid.

Tom, get off your dickend

by lucy13291 September 8, 2010