Kentucky Derby

When a female has a penis in every hole on her body possible. Like the pussy, asshole, left nostril, right nostril, mouth, left ear, right ear, and possible in her both eye sockets if you,re into that kinda weird shit. So all in all, its one girl and 9 guys. Enjoy it and utilize it to its full extent.

(Group of guys talking)
Guy #1"Fuck last night was the shit"
Guy #9"Yea we Kentucky Derby'd that bitch good"

by slkni August 28, 2009

The Deeb

When you pull up to a CVS parking lot structure and preform coitus with a random tinder,bumble,hinge,POF, jdate hoe bag skank.

Hey man did you hear that Jordan pulled The Deeb last week with a blind chick?

by BoyswithoutBorders October 26, 2019

DEEZY

An alcoholc beverage made popular in the Bay Area. A DEEZY consists of a glass of Belvedere vodka with just a splash of tonic water (lime optional)... delicious

(Bartender) So how do you make a DEEZY again???
(Scott Deezy) Fill up that glass with Belvedere and splash sum tonic.

by Scott Deezy December 20, 2007

DeeZy

The one, only, original and greatest intrawebzer to grace the face of mankind.

It is said that another person once tried to impersonate his capitalized D and Z, and was simultaneously shipped to Samoa in 5 different boxes.

"I googled 'DeeZy' and all I saw was a bunch of gangfags and caps locks."
"You are not worthy."
*shot to da nuts*

by robot13 November 2, 2008

deezy

chewing tobacco, a dip

i need to go slam a deezy

by BBaker January 19, 2007

deezy

absolutely the gayest possible person in the history of the human race

that richard simmons is such a deezy!

by josh February 9, 2004

Kentucky Derby Pie

When someone takes a shit in a plate, covers it with a layer of whipped cream and gives it to an unsuspecting victim, saying its pie.

Sean: Dude, I heard you gave your girlfriend a Kentucky Derby Pie.

Joe: Yeah. You should have seen the look on her face when she bit into shit!

by Flo-J October 31, 2010