Dave K

An immensely handsome young male that has the ability to generate a climax in a woman with a wave of his wand. Known to also be an avid football follower.

That Dave K just made me sick in my knickers!

by Swivelonit September 29, 2009

dave mustaine

The amazing guitarist (good singer as well) for the thrash metal band Megadeth. Known for being one of the bitchiest people on the planet (holds grugdes against all of Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, the dude from Headbanger's Ball, just about every member of his own band, Suicidal Tendencies, and Rotting Christ to name a few). Also formed the traveling Gigantour, a traveling tour much like Ozzfest, only good.

Dave Mustaine may be a whiny son of a bitch, but he can play really fucking fast, so it's cool.

by sickness13 January 28, 2007

Dave Halloway

The name of a gay hyena that is addicted to caffeine. Definitely will need therapy before use.

Dave Halloway is the protagonist in the visual novel Password

by BrendanTheWolf July 04, 2022

Dave bender

A raving slave who keeps a spare spermex bottle to contain his sperm. Dave Bender is the kind of guy to take his boat out and relax with his cup of Gatorade. Also known as a Slender, he enjoys promptnous in all forms such as doorstops, germex, prostitution, and bald spots.

Wow stop sperming in your Gatorade bottle... you're such a Dave bender

by Slenderbender69 May 16, 2017

Dumbass Dave

A wild Jew roaming the hood of hewlett and u here him say when I grow up I want to be a cheez it and what’s doggin dog dog, and then he starts fucking pennies with his tounge

Don’t be like dumbass Dave

by Nog on da bitch March 24, 2019

Dave Creighton

Following little kiddies with a giant smirk on your face, once you are close to your prey, put glasses on your nose.

Oi that guy is definitely pulling a Dave Creighton, he is a weird one!

by dasdasdasd July 14, 2016

uber dave

At first Uber Dave seems like he would occupy a notch on the weirdo scale, To quiet, To bald and has a black fellers name but as you get to know Uber Dave he becomes more as home boi that you can count on! He's honest, sweeter than cherry pie he's often moody but chill will feed u and help u out any way he can he goes to extremes to do all he can for the ppl he considers his friends if u meet him or lucky enough to know a Uber Dave consider yourself extremely fortunate cause if u stand to long and turn around he's gone!

-the jessie & jessy show

Uber Dave is on his way to pick us up fool!
Uber Dave is not weird y'all!
Uber Dave is my home boi, ya better pay up yo!!

by Sara Davis Johnson November 16, 2018