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deer ears

The redneck version of the mile high club. To have sex or masturbate in nature.
Jim: Did you hear John got his deer ears?
Peter: Oh, yeah?

Jim: Yeah, he rubbed one out in the forest yesterday.
by beavae October 14, 2021
mugGet the deer earsmug.

Red Deer

What you say when referring to a shitty town
by Red deer sucks March 2, 2024
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Deer in the woods

It's when the guy...umm then he tucks..umm and prances.
When a friend of mine gets drunk, he wants to play Deer in the Woods.
by Tom_F00lery January 26, 2014
mugGet the Deer in the woodsmug.

petting the deer

Cover phrase used by skeezy, down-low men to excuse their primal, homoerotic indulgences in the shadows of polite company
Dick skulked off into the woods with Danny to photograph him petting the deer.
by tian647 August 28, 2013
mugGet the petting the deermug.

deers

multiple of deers
deers mean to have multiple deer
by Thai’Ann Brown December 16, 2023
mugGet the deersmug.

DEER

when yur walkig in a store and you see a really cute girl whith a big but you would be like DEER but say it really fast
by icecream diz September 17, 2020
mugGet the DEERmug.

connor deer

Connor Deer is the most well know virgin there can be. Never even kissed or look at a girl before all he tends to is watching my little pony cartoons having sex and him maturbating for hours at a time!! so dont be a connor deer get out there!!!
by it’s a mf secret December 10, 2018
mugGet the connor deermug.

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