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Key deer 

Key deer, a diminutive and rare species found nowhere else on Earth. But these are no ordinary deer. They have adapted to their environment in ways that defy imagination, embracing a lifestyle so unique that only those who have witnessed it can attest to its veracity.

Adorned in tactical gear that would make even the most equipped soldier nod in approval, these deer have taken to wearing night vision goggles during the brightest daylight hours. It wasn't an affectation or a mere quirk of evolution; it was a necessity, born from their nocturnal fishing activities that often stretched into the dawn. Fishing, after all, was not just a pastime but a vital aspect of their existence, requiring the precision and the cover of darkness to outwit the cunning fish of the Keys.

But perhaps the most peculiar of their traits was their love for bananas, a delicacy that they cherished above all else. It became such an integral part of their diet that some believed it to be the secret behind their unique abilities. And among these abilities was the most curious one yet: the power to create weaves from their fur, which they meticulously collected from their shedding. The weaving was not just craft but art, resulting in intricate fabrics that were as strong as they were beautiful.
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Red Deer 

What you say when referring to a shitty town
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Indiana Deer Strangler 

It’s where she’s about to orgasm, but then she looks at you like a deer in head lights, so you hit her with your car.
RIP Casey, heard she had a good time hitting that Indiana Deer Strangler!

Baby deer legs 

When u have great sex àll night and when she gets dressed n morning her legs are wobbly like A baby deer.
Oh one of us is gonna have baby deer legs n the morning

opaque deer 

An animal, usually portrayed as blocking tweets with its own body, which can turn clear upon call to do so.
I can't see what you're saying! Turn the opaque deer clear!

ultimate deer splat 

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
What’s he covered in?!

He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!

ultimate deer splat 

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
Q. What’s he covered in?!

A. He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

R. That’s one ultimate deer splat!