Jim: Did you hear John got his deer ears?
Peter: Oh, yeah?
Jim: Yeah, he rubbed one out in the forest yesterday.
Peter: Oh, yeah?
Jim: Yeah, he rubbed one out in the forest yesterday.
by beavae October 14, 2021
Get the deer earsmug. by Red deer sucks March 2, 2024
Get the Red Deermug. by Tom_F00lery January 26, 2014
Get the Deer in the woodsmug. Cover phrase used by skeezy, down-low men to excuse their primal, homoerotic indulgences in the shadows of polite company
by tian647 August 28, 2013
Get the petting the deermug. a big butt
when yur walkig in a store and you see a really cute girl whith a big but you would be like DEER but say it really fast
by icecream diz September 17, 2020
Get the DEERmug. Connor Deer is the most well know virgin there can be. Never even kissed or look at a girl before all he tends to is watching my little pony cartoons having sex and him maturbating for hours at a time!! so dont be a connor deer get out there!!!
by it’s a mf secret December 10, 2018
Get the connor deermug. 