croat

when you have water in your mouth and spit it out.
when you make an odd sound coming from your mouth

oh my god! karl just sent me a photo of her croating in the bath tub.
michelle just croated.

by michelle batenko February 17, 2021

Croatiaboo

Someone that has an unhealthy infatuation with Croatia or its people. They can be seen masquerading as Croatians or Slavs. Be wary of these sickly fellows.

Relative keywords include koreaboo, and weaboo

Look at her pretending to be Croatian, what a Croatiaboo

by SlavicPeepoGlad March 2, 2021

Croaster

Toaster that toasts any food that starts with the letters "cr"

Alternate spelling:
Crowester: Used as a nickname for anybody named Russell Crowe

Hey! Will you throw that cronut in the croaster so it's croasty when I get back?

Who put a donut in the croaster??? I've told you time and time again the croasters are for CRONUTS and CRUSTACEANS!!!

Alternate: Have you seen the Crowester in Gladiator? Definitely the Crowester's best work!

by Chatty-patty April 6, 2021

croadgating

The act of graduating and giving congratulations at the same time. Typically seen in the masterful drawings of elementary students, namely Juan.

“have a gOOd job croadgating” - Juan

by Big Cheese Gobbler May 13, 2021

croaking

Cumming and shitting in ones mouth then thrusting the back to see the shit and cum fly from ones mouth therefore croaking it up

The woman was croaked up until the point of no return by the big black man. She was croaking.

by Shah da d BigDick July 6, 2021

Croatian Parent's

Croatian parents are loudostly party a lot or work a lot but by thr end of thr day thru love you a lot even if they make you do a lot of chores so love your parents before there gone.

My parents want me to do all these chores

Oh don't you have Croatian Parent's?

Yea

by Iloveasswater October 9, 2021

Croaker

A name you call someone who is fiending for cigarettes, bong tokes (yets) drugs or food.

1. Billy: Hey can I pop another hoot?

Rick: Your such a croaker you just took a hoot a minute ago!!
2. Rob: Hey you got a smoke I can have?

Jared: You croaker get your own!!

by 420 smoke popper October 20, 2021