Croaster

Toaster that toasts any food that starts with the letters "cr"

Alternate spelling:
Crowester: Used as a nickname for anybody named Russell Crowe

Hey! Will you throw that cronut in the croaster so it's croasty when I get back?

Who put a donut in the croaster??? I've told you time and time again the croasters are for CRONUTS and CRUSTACEANS!!!

Alternate: Have you seen the Crowester in Gladiator? Definitely the Crowester's best work!