Cali-Commit

The way young adults particularly in Souther California commit to things, that generally never happen.

Hey man, we're going to catch some rays down by the bay at 2 if you wanna join.

'Oh word, sounds cool, let me know'

I am letting you know right now ya fucktard...typical cali-commit.

by tyjo121 August 8, 2017

Cable and Commitment

When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.

(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)

Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*

Husband: Ugh

(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)

Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night

by Andy Fong Chong March 21, 2016

Commitment

Every swinging dick should be there! I don’t want to hear my wife’s got a pot roast on!

Commitment!

Commitment mean every swinging dick should be there

by TroyC January 18, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 11, 2025

Commit toaster bath

When someone tells you to commit toaster bath you should tell them ok I will do it

Person:go commit toaster bath
Person 2: ok I will never hanks for the idea

by Clown rat February 11, 2020

yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

a harry potter spell. it is one of the Unforgivable curses

voldemort: Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus
everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by yeetus yeetus commit self dele April 28, 2023

《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self belief!!!《.7.9.7.6.》

《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self belief!!!《.7.9.7.6.》

《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self belief!!!《.7.9.7.6.》

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 11, 2025