Columbia Falls
Columbia Falls by MiSsA_MiSsA June 29, 2009
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Columbian Coke Float
1x8 Ball Cocaine
2xShots of Expresso
1xGlass of coca-cola soda
Mix expresso into soda, let cool, add 8 Ball, take in sips over the course of an hour (if you can)
2xShots of Expresso
1xGlass of coca-cola soda
Mix expresso into soda, let cool, add 8 Ball, take in sips over the course of an hour (if you can)
Columbian Coke Float by tryme!@#!$@#%#!@# July 29, 2009
Columbian crazy straw
When a man is receiving oral stimulation, just before he ejaculates, he places the head of his penis inside the nostril of his partner, then as the man ejaculates the receiver snorts the semen up into the nasal cavity.
Last night my girl friend asked for a columbian crazy straw, so I blasted my man batter straight into her sinuses.
Columbian crazy straw by Little_Joe12 February 19, 2011
Columbowned
Usually when you get owned, it's usually by someone superior to you in a certain field that both of you are somewhat good at. Getting Columbowned is far superior as it's the act of being owned in your "top field" by someone who is seen as stupid or much lower than yourself.
Done in every episode of Columbo, he in fact Columbowns every murderer (with a few exceptions) with unorthodox methods, asking trapping questions, acting stupid, when he's in fact just building his case to Columbowning the suspect.
Done in every episode of Columbo, he in fact Columbowns every murderer (with a few exceptions) with unorthodox methods, asking trapping questions, acting stupid, when he's in fact just building his case to Columbowning the suspect.
"The problem is, he's blocking traffic. Right in the middle of the shooting a citizen comes down, what's he gonna say..."I'm in the middle of a shooting?" Pre Columbowning done by the Lieutenant.
"I must say I found you disappointing; I mean your incompetence. You left enought clues to sink a ship. And for a man of your intelligence, you got caught in a lot of stupid lies." Columbowned was the suspect.
"I must say I found you disappointing; I mean your incompetence. You left enought clues to sink a ship. And for a man of your intelligence, you got caught in a lot of stupid lies." Columbowned was the suspect.
Columbowned by MrLemonLame1 July 10, 2011
Columbian Gasmask
Materials Required:
-Yourself
-Cocaine
-A funnel of sorts
-A hooker (preferably sleezy)
Use the funnel to insert the cocaine into your hooker of choice. The lady of the night will lay spread eagle on a horizontal surface and you will place your nose as close as comfortable to her vagina (pussy, hoohah, cooter, vag). She will then queef (see queef) out the cocaine directly into your face holes.
-Yourself
-Cocaine
-A funnel of sorts
-A hooker (preferably sleezy)
Use the funnel to insert the cocaine into your hooker of choice. The lady of the night will lay spread eagle on a horizontal surface and you will place your nose as close as comfortable to her vagina (pussy, hoohah, cooter, vag). She will then queef (see queef) out the cocaine directly into your face holes.
Guy 1: Bro, how the fuck did Chad get herpes in his nose??
Guy 2: The dumbass got a Columbian Gasmask from some skanky hooker from the next town over.
Guy 1: The fuck?
Guy 2: The dumbass got a Columbian Gasmask from some skanky hooker from the next town over.
Guy 1: The fuck?
Columbian Gasmask by GingerTopo May 17, 2015