cloud virus

An extremely contagious virus commonly caught by corporate executives. Symptoms include unjustifiable purchasing of cloud services to replace in-house infrastructure. Often leads to uncontrollable bleeding of company funds. There is no cure.

Fred (CIO): Lets move everything to the cloud.
Steve (IT Administrator): I think you have the cloud virus.

by burdeman October 12, 2014

Brown cloud

When you blown cocaine into someone’s butthole, and they immediately fart it back out into the air and you inhale it into your nose.

He blew cocaine into my ass before I was able to brown cloud his face.

by Jujumelvin December 2, 2017

heat cloud

When two or more men decide there must always be a bar stool between them because of the heat thrown off their bodies - the male heat cloud.

Marvin, don't sit so close to me or our heat clouds will combine.

by Shot Fairy December 8, 2015

Spinny cloud

Alternate word for tropical cyclone.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, look at this spinny cloud in the Atlantic Ocean named Bret"
Guy 2: "Yeah, pretty cool I guess"

by GammaEpsilonRhoTau November 21, 2022

cloud sword

An over sized sword which is usually out of proportion to the users body. They usually appear on over cliched anime characters.

It's called "cloud sword" in reference to the Final Fantasy 7 character Cloud, who had an incredibly large sword.

Wow that guys sword is like, twelve feet tall
Yeah, he's got a cloud sword

by CommandoBear March 6, 2011

Stuck In The Clouds

It usually means that you are zoning out or "not there" by not focusing on the world around you.

Guy: "I swear you seem like your stuck in the clouds everytime we are on a date."

Girl: "That is because Im thinking about what we are going to do tonight."

Guy: "Oh."

by SomeInternetDweeb January 8, 2023

Cloud of smell

The cloud of vape that leeches out from under your sons bedroom door

Im starting to think my son is a vape lord. I ran into another cloud of smell right after he left the house this morning.

by A_Jill_thing_2_say June 6, 2019