choad

A penis that is wider than it is long, can usually be used as an insult.

Oh my god that man has got a choad.
Why did you do that you choad!

by Harry Moody April 9, 2006

choad

the area between a guys balls and asshole that frevent him from shitting on his balls
a.k.a. taint

My choad needs cleaned badly.

by Grizzles April 2, 2007

Choad

Also see definitions for chode

"Shaddup, you stupid choad."

by x January 31, 2003

Choad

James the Enchanter

James is a Choad because he won't go to a strip club (his wife won't let him)

by Stealthpot November 22, 2003

poopy choad

pulling a penis out of a butt and putting it in a mouth

when a man pulls his penis out of somebody's butt and puts it in there mouth is a poopy choad,for example bobby pulled his penis out of aarons butt and put it in his mouth

by justin overmyer August 20, 2008

choad

A very fat peice of shit.

Look at the size of that choad!

by Roddy666 January 16, 2003

choad

a dick that is wider than it is long; like a recess pieces

I am a little choad, short and stout; here is my shaft, and here is my head. When I get all steamed up, here me shout, tip me over and blow me out.

by Tito Bagins April 29, 2004