Cheating husband

A man who fucks multiple prostitutes, but swears it was only once. Wasn’t exposed for the lying, cheating filth that he is until he brings home incurable diseases which he blames his wife for. After 12 years of his wife’s loyalty and love he decides to cheat on her with sex rooms, chats and any app with pay for play available. This leads to erectile dysfunction and a twisted porn addiction. Stay faithful guys, it doesn’t turn out well.

My cheating husband can’t keep his dick up without anal fisting, asphyxiation and lies.

by NoWomanAllCries February 20, 2020

cheat at Scrabble

To cheat (not just in a game, but not in relationships) in an overly obvious way for little reason, if any, or to exploit an arbitrary technicallity.

"I kept telling him that a triangle with 1 side with a lenght of zero is a line, but he kept trying to cheat at Scrabble by throwing a calculus textbook at me."

by MidKnight Reign April 23, 2009

dog-cheating

definition: when a dog owner returns home bearing the scent of another dog on his or her clothing

you: "dog, i'm home!"

your dog: *sniffs*

your dog: "that ain't kibbles and bits i'm smelling you dog-cheating son of a-"

by whatinthediddly July 8, 2017

Cheating-meeting

When two or more women have 'girl-time' and discuss a recent cheating on one boyfriend/spouse and conversation may include more of their previous boyfriends/spouse

Paige and Stephanie got together for some 'girl-time' and Stephanie told Paige about cheating on her boyfriend, which immediately signaled a cheating-meeting. They then proceeded to discuss their feelings about the issue and try to rationalize the initial cheating. Then Paige related to Stephanie's story by telling her about the time she cheated on her boyfriend with one of her previous male acquaintances.

by cocoshauthpk August 6, 2011

The Cheat

The creature that did the Holly Jolly on the Panama Canal (<---not the panama canal)

by Oddjob July 16, 2003

Cheat Chain

The relationship between the federal government and the banking industry.

Because of the secret cheat chain in the U.S. my brother lost his house

by afishcalledwanda March 4, 2009

e-cheating

the act of pursuing a relationship OR soliciting sex from another person through an instant message and/or online dating service.

Person #1 :"Johnny's old-lady caught him e-cheating."
Person #2 :"I'll bet he got his IMs crossed up."

by Andyman1016 December 16, 2005