bean ceasar salad

A bean ceasar salad is basically involving the act of tossing the salad (licking someones asshole). In this particular salad, first you lick the asshole, than you add the ceasar dressing I.E. Cum in the asshole. then when you continue to lick it, your partner surprises you by adding beans to the salad. I.E. Shit, poop, mud, brown biscuits, sloppy joe, skat, and or ghandi. Directly into your mouth making a wonderful variety of flavor and bacteria and in your particular case probably those Delicious STD's* as well. Eat on Rhabbi's!

* STD's: Super Tasty Diseases.

Erik: Man i was really tossing Patunia's stinky fuckin salad right? but little did i know she made plans for a bean ceasar salad...i mean i still ate it though.

Scooter: Thats Fucked up man! now spread your ass cause im in the mood for some poop sex.

by Crumpets McStank August 27, 2007

cesar

the worst type of person on earth, usually fat with a small dick.

"whose that?"

"Oh, that's just Cesar"

by Epiiiicccc January 5, 2015

Cesar

Usally a short blone indivisual with lowself of steam with a very unusual forehead size...tries to impress girls with his tight shirts on but he is really fat and not muscular has a small penis

Cesar isn't even buff he treys to look buff with his tight muscle shirts

by Therealmeaning555 April 9, 2014

Cesar

someone that sucks dick all the time

stop cesaring me

by teh dwefdln January 17, 2016

cela

Short for "excellent." Comes from second and third syllables of excellent. Pronounced "keh-la"

That music video was cela.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 2, 2018

celeana

celeana is a mean-mugging girl who has a bad attitude and has anger issues. shes known to give attitude to anyone who gives her a dirty look.

oh my god your arguing with celeana? be careful, she has a bad attitude.

by veronicaa.2x October 28, 2020

Cesar

The faggot enjoys going hard and fast inside his cousin cus he in Alabama where his dad fucks him every night and gives him that triple D. He secretly waits in bed for his dad and pretends to be asleep while his dad puts it deep inside his monkey ass while he cums to no end. The faggot goes to the gay strip club where he pays guys to sleep with him. The normal guy that he gets fucked by is his dad since he works there. He makes gay Orgy’s in his basement where he has male sex slaves that he chains up and squirts his ranch all over them since he doesn’t have a dick so he can’t cum. He uses a strap on when his dad wants it from behind

Woah calm down you might be a Cesar

by I psoeakthetruth December 6, 2019