Count yo days

“What yo back”

McDonald’s done fucked up my order
“Count yo days McDonalds”

by cooch1eman February 26, 2021

Cauntface

A word to bespurdge various associates via internet forums, it was widley used in greek times to describe the game which is now well known as "Table Tennis" or "Ping Pong", which obviously has changed throughout time. In 1994 the word was used firstly to insult football or "soccer" pundit, Mark Bright.

David Hasselhoff " Jump in my car I wanna take you...."

Peter Crouch " yo man, why dont u shut up you dirtly little cauntface"

by Daveyboy Smith March 26, 2007

counter-rage

Raging in order to prevent a drunk from raging and harming other people or property.

James was about to tear the whole fucking house down, but Marty counter-raged and stopped him.

by Curt N. April 14, 2008

cluntfruck

the edited version of cunt fuck, used specifically to refer to assholes or significant dicks.

"did you hear how he fucked her last night?"
"yeah he is such a cluntfruck"

by mccackles111 May 16, 2009

Countdown to Distinction

When a person or "people" find your online post humorous wait until you--- "the poster" is offline so they can re-post your bulletin without giving any credit to the original poster (eg: You) with minimal repercussions.

This situation commonly presents itself when either
1. ur too drunk to deal with (ppl r scared of u!)
2. they hate u! but like what u post and want to re-post using their other profile. (which make the distinction null and void) and they rape all the credit.
3.They r too drunk to remember or copy paste the original poster!
4.If your post succeeds in being posted u have achieved the Countdown to Distinction "DiStinktion"
footnote:
If reposter change the video size to larger than ur original post...they fail! but so do u for having them on ur friends list~

by Psylocke's Psychic Knife September 10, 2009

Count fatcula

A really fat person whom lusts for food in the same way a vampire would lust for blood.

Yo she sucking the shit out that chicken bone, yo slow down count fatcula

by BeastManGawd088 January 1, 2010

Counter-Dibs

The act of reversing a previous "dibs".

John: "Dibs on that piece of pizza"
Emily: "What? No! Counter-Dibs!"

by GoodLuckHaveBatman April 15, 2011