contingency present

A present purchased in the case a present was purchased for you. The receipt is saved, so that upon not receiving a present you can recoup your money.

I think my sister got me a present this year, so I bought a contingency present just in case.

by Warren Earl December 27, 2019

Cunting

to cunt

"cunts is cunting"

by Jackavocado October 29, 2020

Cunting

Being a cunt, sometimes alot

Usage: Cunting bitch,

Use Cunting then add any word after that.

You cunting whore!

by Cunting bitch December 20, 2020

cantsinginitus

Cantsingingitus is a rare mental disability that commonly located around the vocal chords, this disability prevents you from being good in singing performances and you are handicapped for life from proper singing. There is a lot of science with this really but it is a rare and serious condition.

Jonny just got diagnosed with cantsinginitus and can no longer sing at the school choir.

by MapleSyrupsEH June 10, 2021

Caning

The sexual act of repeatedly sticking a candy cane into a woman’s vagina.

My cousin Walter said that even after him and his lady broke up, she’d call him every year around Christmas, looking for another “caning.”

by The Pizza Parker June 26, 2021

Cunting

How much Steve and Marie love each other 🥰

"I Cunting love you Steve"

"I Cunting love you too Marie"

by BookSlut428 June 26, 2021

caning

Means to smoke a cigarette or joint insanely quick, usually while drunk or after cocaine as this causes you to excessively smoke.

Saw harry just cane a fag in 2 seconds!
been caning a fag buzzing off the nicotine

by Bigboy packet August 29, 2021