calm yo tits

To tell a person to call down and/or relax.

"Dude I can't find my car keys anywhere!"
"Bro, calm yo tits!"

by Anthony Li September 5, 2011

calmate guey

spanish slang for "shut the f*ck up"

Person 1: blah blah blah blah blah (being annoying)
Person 2: calmate guey!

by linderr October 18, 2011

calmanator

a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady

the Calmanator arrives naked and encounters some punks

Punk Leader: Nice night for a walk, eh?

The Calmanator: Nice night for a walk.

Punk: Wash day tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?

The Calmanator: Nothing clean. Right.

Punk Leader: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.

The Calmanator: Your clothes - give them to me, now.

by Andy Calman January 1, 2008

Mount Calm

WARNING: Clayton goes to school here! A small town in Texas where if you blink you miss it.

Mount Calm has a student named Clayton

by NoBody_NoZe December 10, 2013

Caliope

The Greek goddess of penis.

Can you believe that girl named her daughter Caliope?!

Yeah, shes gonna be great in bed, I mean, her name means penis.

by Sue Heschle October 28, 2009

Caljorb

Caljorb is gay

Oh Wow Caljorb

by Caljorb123 January 10, 2020

Calm

Calm.

Calm is used as an alternative word for good.

"How you today?"

"I'm calm"

Calm mate

If someone asks how you are

You could say "Im calm"

by GreatMateFate July 12, 2017