Cheater

Someone who has sexual relations with someone else while dating someone.

"Did you hear about Neilani fucking Donall while with someone else"
"Yeah, she's a cheater"

by Lmfaoaooaoao August 31, 2021

Dirty Creamer

A male who has an STD

I heard that guy over there is a dirty creamer now. I think he has the clap

by dat93virgo April 6, 2009

jean-creamer

A sexual person, scene, situation, or movie that makes you cream your jeans.

That porno was really a jean-creamer.

by Dealin' Don February 24, 2009

Nose-Creamed

(v). When someone walks up and smashes your icecream cone in your nose.

Hey did you see that chick just get Nose-Creamed? Yeah man that was hillarious.

by OhWhat? July 11, 2010

love crater

(n.) The opening to any body cavity (or mechanical masturbatory device) into which the penis can be inserted for sexual gratification.

When the possessor of a particular hole or orifice is a living individual, he/she also experiences sexual gratification. In this case, the term “love crater” can refer to:

1. the mouth (cake hole);
2. the vagina (if applicable: pussy, snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet), or
3. the anal sphincter (asshole, balloon knot, dumphole, fudge factory, ring-piece).

In the case of solitary mechanical masturbation, the term can also refer to:

1. one's curled-up fingers, or the fist;
2. a jar of cold cream;
3. a melon (such as a cantaloupe); or
4. a vacuum cleaner hose (not recommended by this author).

Husband: Suppose we’ll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?

Wife: Oh yes definitely, sweetheart!

Husband: Anything in particular you’d like me to do?

Wife: Yes! I want full-length cock-stabbing penetration of my well-rimmed love crater, honey! Now let me make a man out of you!!

Husband: But darling, into which love crater do you wish for me to insert my penile member?

Wife: All three, baby! Now let’s cut the crap and get naked and nasty, all right?! Aaarrrgghhh-shlurp-shloosh...

by Rick Roberson January 2, 2012

Sour Creamers

People who engage in sexual intercourse whilst at or eating Taco Bell food items.

Similar to being a part of the Mile High Club.

Sentence: "Eating all of those tacos reminds me of when Rebecca and I had sex in Taco Bell, then joined the Sour Creamers."

by Important Knowledge July 27, 2014

Danish creamer

When you and your bro are double teaming a girl and one of you jizzes on her stomach while the other belly shots that shit

Bro, did you here that Calvin and Peter did a danish creamer on that weird chick Sarah?

by Calxk713 May 3, 2016