the brown cyclops

the act of spreading you ass cheeks, flexing the anus muscle, shouting, "i am the brown cyclops, I see all!"

i froze in fear as the brown cyclops shouted at me.

by Teabag man June 11, 2008

Brown Mile

a magical place you visit with special friends, that rarely any of the involved parties will fully remember.

Dude, I just took a trip down the brown mile. Who are all these people here? 🤔🤔

by BrownMileTourGuide February 20, 2020

Brown the Runway

When you receive a sudden fright, you could say that you almost "Browned the runway"

"I was on my way to work and some dope in a semi almost ran me over.  I thought I was going to brown the runway"

by @WeMoveTheMasses October 20, 2012

Browns Bunch

A group of guys that host one of the craziest tailgating experiences around.

I was so hungover and exhausted from partying with the Browns Bunch on Sunday, that I had to call off work on Monday!

by Da Bunch February 3, 2010

Brown Snatch

When the pussy lips are burnt like roast beef.

When the external lining of the vagina is dark dark brown.

Dark beef curtains (brown box, brown snatch)

shit shes got a brown snatch!!

damn! dogs, cows, sheep, pig, horses all have brown snatch!

hi jeff; Do asian girls have brown snatch?

by Tony Hughes November 16, 2005

Brown Zeppelin

huge turd that blows your ass appart

that Brown Zeppelin tore my ass up

by Southernheathen March 7, 2013

Brown Pen

Similar to a poop cock, a brown pen is when a male will insert his penis into another person's anus and come out with feces partially or fully coating the head of his penis.

Man 1: "Hey, dude don't do anal with Jane."
Man 2: "Why not? She's a fox!
Man 1: "Cause she gives a nice brown pen."

by Fester Burnham May 31, 2009