When you're about to dump your spooge, you spray your load into your partners face, then you grab their head and roll it in the sand; or you can keep a plate of breadcrumbs near the bed.
GirlyGirl: That fucker took me to the beach last night and pulled his dick outta my mouth and came on my face. Then he rolled my face in the sand. Know I know what breaded chicken feels like.
by Buick159 January 14, 2009
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by rusty custard December 14, 2015
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by Breiden October 31, 2018
Get the Breiden mug.He uses his middle name (Braden) instead of his real name, because it’s a family name. He’s complicated. If you like him, you head WILL get confused. Does he like you... or not? He try’s to act cool, like Jim from the office, and you soon find out that 40 other people like him too. Shit.
When you talk about him, people ask
“Which braden??”
“The one with the e in the middle or no e??”
Because of course there’s other Braden/braedens in your school.
But beyond all that, he has a soft spot. He has things that he doesn’t want other people to know about, because then his coolness would be ruined. He also has a passion for something, like a hobby or a job. And also little side hobbies.
He is cute, really cute. But people call him annoying or stupid or something and that makes you kind of mad.
When you talk about him, people ask
“Which braden??”
“The one with the e in the middle or no e??”
Because of course there’s other Braden/braedens in your school.
But beyond all that, he has a soft spot. He has things that he doesn’t want other people to know about, because then his coolness would be ruined. He also has a passion for something, like a hobby or a job. And also little side hobbies.
He is cute, really cute. But people call him annoying or stupid or something and that makes you kind of mad.
by person6769 December 8, 2018
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