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Michael Blinky Waters

Derived from the cartoon Blinky Bill. Blinky's have a body build with the stunning resemblance to E.T, dyed blond hair, the body language of a confused gay squirrel.

He enjoys being with his gf n doing other lame activities because he is a proud WOM. Blinky has no hair style even after the expensive extremely gay dyeing of his hair and use of a pink hair dryer. Blinkys like watching stupid dating shows on MTV and are always the first onto bandwagon in music and fashon. Blinkys are fluent in the languag of druek and nuerk. e.g "hav u seen druek black?" or "man druek that furking nuerk"
"hey mate u seen Michael Blinky Waters?, nah i think he with steph....WOMMMM!"
"hey where mike? oh blinkys blow drying his hair"
"blinky needs to get ready, giv him another hour. ok"
by OHOHOWND April 12, 2010
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Turd Blinkers

The single minded focus of someone who really, really has to take a crap.
Guy #1: What the hell, Matt just completely ignored me as he walked past!

Guy #2: Ahh dont take offence man, we had German food for lunch, he's probably just got turd blinkers on
by ArrV April 1, 2011
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Goin' Blink

When one reaches a state of drunkeness that causes them to destroy other's property while simultaneously losing their own dignity.
"Andy came back from the bar last night and started Goin' Blink as soon as he got in the house, he broke my favorite dildo."
by StewLutz October 9, 2011
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prolonged blink

by juicebox84 February 22, 2012
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shooting blanks into a dead end

When both partners of a relationship have been fixed and can't get pregnant. The male has had a vasectomy and the female her tubes tied or a hysterectomy. The male therefore does not have sperm in his ejaculate and the female no way to deliver an egg to be impregnated.
Female 1: "The sex with Joe was great last night. I love not using a condom."
Female 2: "Hey aren't you guys afraid you'll get pregnant?"
Female1: "We're both fixed. He's shooting blanks into a dead end!"
by Waycarr December 17, 2013
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stinky blinky

She wanted anal but she had a stinky blinky.
by Qwazy Dave August 13, 2014
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Google Blink

The moment you arrive at Google, and stare blankly at the blinking cursor having forgotten your query.

This phenomena is likely linked to having to check the time twice, because you didn't pay attention when you first checked.
I spent 10 minutes with a Google Blink. When I finally remembered what I was Googling for the moment had passed.
by Dale Tucker February 6, 2015
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