bernardo

Canadian rhyming slang for "retarded", as in "retardo-bernardo". Retarded, in the sense of "needlessly lame" as opposed to "mentally deficient".

Dude #1: "The client wants three days' worth of revisions without extra billing."

Dude #2: "Bernardo."

by EVILC November 5, 2005

Bernard

A FUCKING RETARD WHO IS DUMB AND ANNOYING

Stop being a Bernard and help me out.

by Boiiii 1928 June 20, 2017

Bernard

Coming from the phrase "Gutted Bernard" - Bernard is the phrase uttered when something unfortunate happens to someone. When you would usually say "Gutted", simply say "Bernard" as it carries more resonance

Also acceptable - Gutted Bernard, GB, Beeeeeerrrrrrrnnnnnaaaaaaarrrrrrddddddd, Ecclestone (Bernie)

"I just lost £50 betting Liverpool would win the league"
"Bernard"

"That girl refused to give me her number"
"Bernard"

by BennyHudson October 12, 2009

bernabe

(1)a person who cannot work the internet (2) lack of knowledge in IT, computing, networking and any techonlogy related areas.

Yo the email is down, this new guy must be a bernabe.

by Mikez23 April 27, 2006

Bernadette

Bernadette usauly fitting with a rose an she is not the girly type she always wears those buns and pony tales but she is happy that way she is chill and very friendly and laughs like spongebob she has 3 best friends and she usually wears cartoon shirts but at school there is allways that one girl that messes up her life and took what she had like her friends oh and most likly ha big cheeks

Berna short for bernadette thats what all he friends call her

by Okidoki spiderman is chill October 17, 2013

Bernadette

A girl who is super chill, A Bernadette is a truly beautiful person though she's not so much of the girly type, usually wears hoodies and pony tails. A Bernadette is usually dirty blonde with icy blue eyes, and a total dog person. She may seem shy at first but once you get to know her she's the best friend you've ever had, and she's not afraid to stand her ground and give you a piece of her mind when you mess with her and her friends. Bern is a super loyal best friend.

"I'm going to see a movie with Bernadette"
"No way, you're so lucky!"
"She's my best friend"

by lion king fan21 December 28, 2014

Bernald

Bernald: a tire changing machine. That works at a slow to moderate pace. on the cheaper end of the line but some what reliable. It is a twenty year old piece of equipment as of now in 2009. And is now outdated. can come in many colors. has been known to hurt the people that work on or with it daily. does have a tank for liquids can hold up to 15 liters. if any one else has any info on this please feel free to add.

like a white trash version of the things you see in discount tires bernald.

by bernald December 20, 2009