anul blazing

The word anul blazing is an extremely dangerous procedure. It consists of a lighter, a deodorant can and another person of your choice. The person you have chosen will turn the lighter in and spray the deodorant on it so it directly hits the anus. This Is extremely dangerous

Let us carry out the anul blazing procedure on this horrendous human being

by This was a joke April 23, 2019

two dudes baking

when two men fall asleep during the act of buttsex

Jackson: dude, my butthole is sweltering
Jarret: yea dude, my dick feels like i left it in an oven overnight

observer: sounds like you're two dudes baking

by dickface mctasterson May 25, 2011

baking muffins

Common Hockey term, meaning when you shot the puck, it flutters in the air, or goes slow. Just like a muffin would if you shot it.

John's baking muffins out there! They are just fluttering all over the place and the goalie stops each of them!

by Josh Hendrickson April 12, 2008

Baking bread

The area of skin on the top of a large woman's feet when she puts a low cut dress shoe on.

This statement is usually spoken between 2 or more caddy women.

Jill: Hey, did you see the new temp?
Susan: nah, I missed her.
Jill: she lumbered by a few minutes ago. Her shoes were hanging on for dear life. She was really baking bread.

by El Nutt August 4, 2009

beaking

Adj: penetration of the anus with the nose.

"I was beaking the shit out of that bird last night"

by brum and james January 27, 2010

blacking

V. To be lying; to be kidding.

Man 1: So, I finally asked her out and she said 'yes'.
Man 2: Are you blacking me, she's way out of your league!
Man 1: Naw, man. I would never black you.

by Across the Boarder March 1, 2007

baking the cake

Enjoying all of the nice, sweet, cuddly parts of being together without getting physical. The icing is the physical part.

Connie: Did you get any last night?
Tabitha: No, we just enjoyed baking the cake; but tonight, there will be icing! Yayus!

by Greg's Girl February 27, 2009