When your peasant friends post memes of you on a bidet because they’re too fucking cheap to experience a kings throne in their own everyday life.
by Bidet King November 8, 2022
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Holy cow man! Did you see that pedophile that was about to be torn to pieces by that mob? Thank the lord those Bidecans were there to make sure his rights to molest children weren't violated!
by Fuqtoo January 5, 2023
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Get the Mouth Bidet mug.When you realize that you are out of toilet paper in the middle of your BM and have to place your rear end under the sink/shower faucet and wash yourself off.
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