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bidet envy

When your peasant friends post memes of you on a bidet because they’re too fucking cheap to experience a kings throne in their own everyday life.
Patrick keeps sending photoshops of Mooch on the toilet. Man that dude has some serious bidet envy.
by Bidet King November 8, 2022
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Bidecan

A woke, gender confused, morally deficient closet racist, stuck in a permanent state of being offended. This state of offense can exist in either the first or third person. Bidecans are accepting of anyone as long as that person agrees with their strict levels of wokeness. Especially accepting of the types and groups that a sane person would find horrifyingly immoral. Bidecans, although easily distinguished by their pale white skin, multi colored hair, and delusion of being part of some minority. should be handled with extreme caution. They have strong jaws and thumbs which are exacerbated by habitual methamphetamine use.
Holy cow man! Did you see that pedophile that was about to be torn to pieces by that mob? Thank the lord those Bidecans were there to make sure his rights to molest children weren't violated!
by Fuqtoo January 5, 2023
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Biden supporter

Meaning: Someone with similar disabilities such as dementia, someone used as puppet.
I may be a Biden supporter cause I can't think for myself.
by SLSK.RC April 4, 2023
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hobo bidet

A water feature commonly found in a park that can be used to clean the bottom of a person who poops outside.
Wowzers! I just saw a guy poop in the park and then use the hobo bidet to clean his butt!
by nedzors June 28, 2012
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auto-bidet

When releasing a very solid poop causes a splash of toilet water to blow back onto your ass. Thus negating the need to wipe.
I really let one go today and my poop gave me an auto-bidet.
by Julikins January 22, 2014
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Mouth Bidet

When you fill your mouth with water and spray someone's butthole
Amelia had some poo on her butthole so I gave her a mouth bidet
by Yanna Goldschlager June 28, 2015
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bangkok bidet

When you realize that you are out of toilet paper in the middle of your BM and have to place your rear end under the sink/shower faucet and wash yourself off.
Dude, I forgot I was out of tp and had to use the old Bangkok Bidet, it was awful!
by Jordo951 September 23, 2017
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