Begeech

To plant a dead hooker in someone's car, most often times that of a senator.

When before a senator, "Hey! Sit the fuck down mother fucker, I'm gonna spin you some yarn. Either you sign that damn bill or I Begeech you. In public. WITH a news team present. And I'll try to make sure your wife and kids are there too."

or

"Yo, Kill dis bitch right here, begeech that bitch ova there. go"

by AgentEpitaph April 24, 2010

Beeeers

An Indian seedy man who is generally proficient at milking their various skills.

Hooking up with drunk girls. Classic beeeers

by Fat Reillz May 9, 2011

bender the robot

Futurama's kickass robot

Bite my shiny metal ass
Bender the robot

by F550 Powerstroke March 6, 2014

Bender Regrets

It's a term that refers to when you are super hungover, snaking out from DTs, stuck in a town or place you don't want to be, feeling sorry for yourself, regretting all the shit you did to get to this place after a bender.

Baby, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have taken off on you, I'm sick and sorry and just want to be home with you.

Don't baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.

by BenderRegrets2015 March 20, 2016

bender strays

finding all the different long hairs in your bed after you take some thots to pound town

1. bro i couldn't sleep last night because i had to keep pulling bender strays out of my mouth
2. thats what you get for running a train on those 4 thots ferda
3. so ferda

by roastinsnakesandfuckinrakes July 31, 2017

beeeh

an expression mimicking sheep that is used after an irrelevant statement

-it must be because you've been too busy with others
+beeeh

by menhib September 24, 2018

Bendered

Definition 1 When a friend commits to meeting you at a certain time, but stands you up because of some lame excuse.
Definition 2 When a friend commits to meeting you at a certain time, but is way later than what they originally told you.

example 1 I got bendered by Mark today at the trailhead.
example 2 I bendered hard this morning

by awgi October 4, 2018