bed potato

u jus lay in bed all day and only get up for washroom breaks, or when you have to go to school

im such a bed potato

by bedpoatoe// April 7, 2021

bed bug

strange behavior in a person, anal retentive, a person trying to tell you how to do your job but has no clue on how to really do the job, a person that knows everything, complainer

That dude is a bed bug, complained about everything

by Ismoke420 February 2, 2014

Bed Head

Receiving oral sex early in the morning, mostly after waking up. Could be what woke you up.

"Hey man, what'd you do Saturday?"
"Nothing much, just got some bed head from Samantha"

by San-Wuan Pako April 8, 2016

Bed Rat

One who sleeps wherever they can.

Because he's a fuckin bed rat!

by rudeboy64 August 5, 2010

bed pan

bed pan: An entertaining party game in which two players, standing on adjacent beds, try and knock the other player off of the bed. The first player to touch the ground, with any part of his/her body, loses. Usually takes place in the form of a tournament and in the company of friends. Variations can include: Team mode, water and/or vibrating bed mode, and, if so inclined, nude mode.

Wow, Guillaume is the bed pan master!

by o mastigia December 18, 2005

Bed Buddy

It is sex with someone you know for a long time. Not an emotional "love" connection, just someone you care about as a friend only and it is just sex for mutual pleasure.

If you can't fuck your friends than who can you fuck a total stranger you know nothing about? Better and safer to have a bed buddy.

It is sex with a friend whom you've known and care about but not as emotional, love interest relationship. Someone that can maintain the separation of sex and being in love.

As long as both partners understand the boundaries it can provide a lifetime of fond positive memories.
Cougar, Booty call, courtesan, WILF, MILF, Lover, Mistress, Safe Sex, fuck buddy, Friends with Benefits

by Assante October 29, 2010

bed pan lazy

So lazy, one would rather poop in a pan than get out of bed.

Matt Newman is bed pan lazy. =)

by Ghost of Rick James October 13, 2007