A Beaker

When someone makes a frown so intense that it resembles the muppet character, Beaker. Usually reserved for a late night intoxicated photo opportunity

"That guys frown was so intense. It's definitely "A Beaker"

by ice1013 May 6, 2010

muffin beater

1. A homophobic person who lets their fear of homosexuality get so intense that they lash out and cause physical or mental abuse.

2. Slang for an exceptionally large sized penis.

Girl one: So how was he?
Girl two: I couldn't walk for a week after he stuffed me with that muffin beater.

Guy one: I heard he was gay..
Guy two: Oh, what the fuck? I don't wanna hang out with him then.
Guy one: Dude, don't be such a muffin beater.

by BeeTerrr April 25, 2011

bully beater upper

Someone who fights bullies

Oh he's a bully beater upper.

by Dbrey August 4, 2014

homie beater

When a homie beats his friends unconditionally.

Do you know Drek? He took my lunch and then slapped me in the face, thinking we were still going to remain friends, that fool is a homie beater.

by Joshua_drek August 3, 2017

Pole-Bearer

The person on a stag do that has to wank off the groom when required!

Wayne: You coming Rob's the stag do Dave?
Dave: Yeah I got invited last minute, i'm the pole-bearer!
Wayne: That's fucked

by Johnthebaptist69 June 1, 2018

Womb Beater

A large penis that is able to pound her womb during sexual intercourse.

I gave Rachel the old womb beater last night. She was screaming “You’re wombing me! You’re wombing me!” with every delightful thrust.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

Bass Beater

Came from the first Ethanotopian word, "Ass Eater" which means; someone who eats ass. "Bass Beater" means; someone who beats there meat with an actual bass.

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In the 1980's when the first Ethanotopians' started to beat their meat with basses. No research has been given on who they did so...

Have you ever tried beating your meat with a bass? It's official I am a bass beater...

by Bass Eater Ass Eater March 15, 2018