beat my meat 

beating of ones meat by one also known as jacking off

nick h: hey rossi what r u doing when u get home
rossi: i'm going to beat my meat while wacthing xxx

beat my meat by anymnos 123 December 16, 2007

Beat a Furry Millennium

Forget about Beat a Furry day, month, year, decade, AND century, it's all about Beat A Furry MILLENIUM. 2021-3021, you can beat as many furries as you want, without consequence! Good luck fellow comrades!

Frank: Oh jesus Bob, it's Beat a Furry Millennium, you know what I have to do. *Grabs Baseball Bat*
Bob: NO PLEASE FRANK DON'T HURT ME

Beat a Furry Millennium by JimmyLikesBones February 18, 2021

Beat The Meat 

1. a butchers job of pounding meat until it is tender.

2. a term used by butchers when they announce their going to masturbate but don't want any customers to find out what is really going on in the back room.

Butcher 1: Im going to go in the back room and beat the meat.
Butcher 2: Alright just don't beat it that hard or it will bruise

Beat The Meat by TyBangLon March 15, 2011

beat the meat 

A term for male mastubation (UK)

He liked to beat his meat whilst watching Anna Kournikova play tennis

beat the meat by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005

beat hag 

1.the dyslecsic way of saying heat bag
2.and old beat up prostitute

1.that guy in that 300zx is a beat hag
2did u see that beat hag on 5th ave? she was like 50

beat hag by verhaeghe_69 November 8, 2008

beat up on 

To criticise or generally make derogatory remarks about the subject.

Man, I can't stand it when people beat up on Microsoft for no frickin' reason whatsoever.

beat up on by theFunction March 11, 2008

Beat cry

Basically it's when you're crying about an ex girlfriend or something while you're masturbating or crying about the fact that you're masturbating, often using one's own tears as lube

Man, Andrew was so upset last night, he was beat crying until 2 a.m.

Beat cry by Robot Cricket October 11, 2008