Bucket Yourself

The act of eating an entire bucket of KFC, alone.

I peered in the window of her basement apartment to see her sitting naked on her couch, in tears, Bucketing Herself like a pelican trying to swallow a fish! -Bucket Yourself

by TaleBone October 27, 2012

Woag Yourself

Stands for literally having sexual intercourse with yourself, Unlike fuck yourself which is used as a insult.

Guy 1: Hey I tried to woag myself last night!
Guy 2: How would you even woag yourself?

by parbarling June 23, 2023

Beef yourself

to shart you pants, to fart, or to have dysentery.

“Hey, did you just beef yourself? It stinks in here.”

by carolthebiggirl March 9, 2023

expressing yourself

Having a tattoo of a penis on your neck

Person A: How do you like to express yourself?
Person B: The penis tattoo on my neck is the only way I'm able to express myself!

"A penis tattoo on your neck is the only way of truly expressing yourself!"

by Charlie_p0g April 27, 2023

Walking in on yourself

A term used to describe when a person suddenly realises what a mistake probably making by asking "What are you doing?" to themselves as if they'd just walked in to witness themselves acting this way.

Tim: I just had a moment of clarity, you know, I woke up. It's like... you know when you have an orgasm on your own? You know, you're sort of lying on the sofa watching some porn movie you bought on a drunken lonely night in Soho, and you're lying there and everything's going really great, you're getting totally turned on by these absurdly graphic images, everything seems so right, and suddenly - phht! Bingo! You wake up. And you're lying there sweating, desperately looking for the tissue which you know is still in your pocket, and the remote control which is somewhere on the floor, and it's like walking in on yourself, you know? It's just like "What're you doing?" That's how I felt tonight feeling my heart miss a beat everytime the door opened. "What the fuck are you doing?"

by WatcherMark January 14, 2019

Catfishing Yourself

Talking to two different people, with similar names, on social media. Flirting with the ugly one, mistaking them for the attractive one

I was talking to two girls named Nay. I started flirting with the wrong one. Now I cant get rid of her. That's what happens when you end up Catfishing Yourself

by Ninja Nerd Warrior June 4, 2018

Bin yourself

The act of consuming horrendous amounts of hallucinogenic substance so as to put yourself in a metaphorical (and on occasions literal) bin. But what the fuck, you'll enjoy it in the end.

Steve: Jesus christ lads, I may have gone and racked this line of Ket up a little to big!
Lads: Bin Yourself...Bin Yourself...Bin Yourself!
Steve: *Snorrrrtttttt*

by CluffyFunt June 6, 2018