not being funny but

UK way of letting someone know you're about to say something that might sound weird or insulting, and you mean it.

Also used to display general impatience/frustration.

Not being funny but I'd rather eat my own lips off than go out with you.

Not being funny but is this going to take all night?

by pineappleyoghurt June 19, 2016

its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn

meaning something very rare, or impressive.

my skills are so good "its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn"

by pizzaking May 4, 2011

Human being

A parasite that kills, destroys everything in its path over a long period of time. It is ignorant and doesn't listen to reason eventually eradicating all signs of life due to its stupidity and unreasonable attitude. This parasite is the worst thing that happened to earth since Eve ate that damn apple.

Woolly Mammoth 1: "Did you hear about that new species called "Human Beings"?"
Woolly Mammoth 2: "Ya, i hear there really stupid and ignorant"
Woolly Mammoth 1: "I know, huh? I bet you they will try to change things and become the ultimate destroyers of our world"
Woolly Mammoth 2: Ya. Probably by some kind of exploding invention that can destroy millions of lives in seconds"

by Dick Ishard September 3, 2009

Being horny

When you are horny when you reading the definitions

Saul is being horny because of the porn videos,his cock is getting hard and ready to cum.And ready to fuck a guy

by The Horny teenager December 31, 2020

binge

A period of time that you do alot of drugs in and/or drink a lot of booze.
Must be more than 1 day.

"I'm coming down from a 3 week crack binge."

by Diego August 29, 2003

being an ass

Doing rotten things to others...just because you can.

My boss made decisions that negatively effected everyone but him...he was being an ass.

by Rambler25 December 24, 2013

Stop Being A Dick

Seriously. Just stop.

I told that guy at the show tonight to stop being a dick, and he punched me.

by Barbaloot April 12, 2009