Ass Barber

Someone who cuts or shaves ass hair for a living.

Shut up Byron. You're such an ass barber.

by Brent Jarvis November 8, 2008

barfarchi

A name given to a girl of Israeli origin. Means "flower" in Hebrew. She enjoys traveling around the world, especially to Eastern European countries (France, ROME, etc..) She is a very special woman.

Hot Guy 1: Did you see that barfarchi?
Hot Guy 2: No, she's probably in Rome.

by Melanee August 27, 2009

Bob Barker

n. 1. T3h Pimpsauce.
2. An old man on The Price is Right who once slept with one of "Barker's Babes" or w/e they call them and he got sued for sexual harassment.
v. 1. To sleep with one of Barker's Babes(is that the right terminology?...).

n. 1. Bob Barker is the man
2. Bob Barker banged that chick and got sued... BS!
v. 1. I Bob Barkered one of the old barker babes last night... too bad they're like 70 now.

by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006

Barker

A person who eats an abnormal ammount of food

to do a barker - to eat a hell of alot
barkering - eating an abnormal ammount

by Stig117 February 24, 2008

barber shop quartet

A four man version of a trim. In this case, participants are arranged in a square formation. Brings a whole new meaning to going to the barbers for a trim.

We were off for a trim, but Luke came along and stuck his tongue out, and we couldn't resist a barber shop quartet.

by StrangleWheeeyyy December 25, 2011

Hippity Hop to the Barber Shop

A slang phrase used to express the desire for someone else to leave. Roughly equialent to telling someone to get the hell out.

First known occurance of the phrase was on the U.S. sitcom "Scrubs", said by Dr. Cox when telling Elliot Reed to leave

Dr. Cox: Get out of here, go ahead, go, go, hippity hop to the barber shop

by Conor Clarke March 27, 2008

barner

Reference by a toothless inbred to a person with class and a quality education who attended Auburn University.

That danged ole confounded looser is a barner.

by Buster April 22, 2003