Jello Baby

A child conceived to Mormon parents, who by definition are subscribing to the Jello Plan.

Mitt and Ann Romney have five Jello Baby's. They were on the jello plan for sure!

by ThreeLeftShoes July 19, 2012

Royal Baby

An over-hyped infant that shits golden eggs.

Hey, did you hear about that Royal Baby???

Yeah, that little cocksucker shits golden eggs!

by Potato Sack August 31, 2013

trumpster babies

Infants abandoned because women will stop having access to birth control via the Affordable Care Act when it's repealed, and won't be able to get an abortion because it will become a felony.

The years following the repeal of Obamacare led to a wave of trumpster babies found abandoned throughout the country.

by SCY1001 January 20, 2017

Baby Door

The entry and exit point for babies, penises , fingers ,dildos , tampons and bugs.

She pulled her undergarment down to expose her baby door – and inserted her man's pulsating piledriver .

by Buck naked May 28, 2017

science baby

A biological child of a gay/lesbian couple, created by science.

Madoka x Homura science baby is soooo cute!

by caretcaret November 28, 2016

Trap Baby

Offspring (aka a baby) who is conceived to trap the baby's momma or daddy.

I wasn't sure you would like me that much, so I planned to give you a trap baby the first time we had sex

by The MPLS A-Team November 26, 2010

bandaid baby

When a marriage isnt working out the parents decide to have a baby to try to fix the problems

Bob and Jane are having a bandaid baby because they think it will solve their marriage issues

by funkyskip April 26, 2009