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ASSASSINS ‘R’ US

In a secret town in the back alley of a McDonald’s in North Korea (run by Kim jong un with Donald Trump as the sales assistant), it’s a store where you can hire an assassin for one day and get them to kill as many people as you want in only one day.
O. Boy I sure do love my assassin batman I bought at ASSASSINS ‘R’ US.. it was so useful... boy i should go there again shame I’m an American citizen
by Pezunts March 12, 2018
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Assassino il papa

It’s a particular Italian exclamation that literally means “damned Pope”. It is used by angry or hurtful people like “ma che male al ginocchio assassino il papà” which means “what a hurting knee assassino il papa”
It can be mixed also with some similar expressions like dio porco, vigliacco Giuseppe, cane il bambinello and more
Upset type: ma che cazzo fai assasino il papa

Angry type: chissà ca te mori assassino il papa
Sad type: a son sfigà come quell’assisino del papa maledetto
Throwing something: a te tiro na mannaia assasino il papa
Happy type: sono felice che l’operazione sia andata bene per amor di quell’assassino del cane papa
Telling someone is wrong: Gigi dio porco te gà da fare cussì assasino il papa, non come quel porco dio lì
by San Gennaro December 7, 2018
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Assassin’s Creamed

When you partner is challenged to make you cum before the time cap of the time trial mission of Assassin’s Creed...
Oh boy, we had an excelent Assassin’s creamed this morning !
by Kevlanji May 30, 2019
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Assassin's syndrome

The psychological condition in which one thinks they are an elite level assassin but they are actually just a normal human being.
The syndrome usually comes with randomly pointing guns to the sky or empty windows, plotting how to murder someone, daydreaming about being an assassin, etc.
Andrew's wildest fantasy is that he jumps off one building onto a helicopter after assassinating a billionaire, but in reality he needs someone to help him with his Assassin's syndrome.
by Ackernoon August 15, 2019
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assassinap

A freak sleep accident; characterized by the sneaky way it comes apon one without notice.
Bro, that assassinap got me out of nowhere.
by Munchyman September 10, 2019
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Assassin 4g

A fat white YouTube gamer who is also believed to be gay
Your such and Assassin 4g
by Hi Austin I’m sorry September 17, 2019
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Assassin Droid

A type of droid in Star Wars designed to kill important people. Despite being among the most badass droids featured in the franchise, they weren't done justice until the release of The Mandalorian.
Clone Trooper: We can kick battle droid butt!

Clone Commander: But that's an Assassin Droid...

Clone Trooper: Shit...
by Exterminator (not really) December 2, 2019
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