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full moon awakening

A full moon awakening is when one is sleeping another person goes up to the sleeping person and puts their bare ass on the sleeping persons face.
Hey Harry is sleeping let’s go make him have a full moon awakening! he’s gonna love this hairy ass in his face.
by versace.noose March 23, 2020
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rude awakening

The act of putting a thumb over the mouth of a bottle of champagne and then agitating it order to bring it to the highest possible pressure. The bottle is then thrust into the anus of an unsuspecting girl (or, preferrably, a sleeping whore), thereby shooting champagne into her rectal cavity violently.

Generally, the finer the whore, the finer the champagne that should be used. In the case of a 4 dollar "ho", malt liquor may be used.
"The recoil from that rude awakening was quite a mess."

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The malt liquor must have fermented in her ass after the rude awakening, because I went to work drunk after that 9 AM rim job.

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"The prostitute wanted to charge me extra after I gave her a rude awakening, but I told her to f' off and left. She couldn't get up without malt liquor leaking out her ass, so she made an un-hasty chase."

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"I rushed my rude awakening and hit the wrong hole. Wouldn't have been so bad if she wasn't on the menses at the time. Let's just say there was cotton and chunks of blood everywhere.
by scorpionmintred October 1, 2005
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Asare

A black man that thinks he is the most amazing person ever. He has an extremely thin dick. He probably has Aids. He hunts the pussy. Watch out
Yea I hooked up with Asare but I regret it because of the dick size.
by S. Cunt November 25, 2007
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asketit

The word that the rapper Lil pump uses all the dang time
I like food asketit
by Tylain May 9, 2018
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Sexual awakening

Having a feeling of an imaginary orgasm everytime you see a new sexy man thats hotter than the one you've seen before.
When i see a new man i have a sexual awakening.
by InTheBooty27 September 3, 2016
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Who asked?

Just stop talking they don't wanna here your voice or what you have to day
Person 1: did you know butter is-
Person 2: who asked?
by Buttered Cow February 6, 2020
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Nobody asked

Joseph : According to the world population studies, approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Assuming that the average lifespan of all these people was 25, there has been around 2.7 trillion years of life. If we multiply this by the amount of days in a year (365) there is a total of 985,500,000,000 days of life (985.5 trillion)

Adolf: Nobody asked
by Please pull out my ass hairs August 23, 2020
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