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Amish Covered Wagon

(N); synonym of Dutch Oven...

Typically perpetrated by the male human species (however open to both genders): when in bed one farts (silent or audibly), while pulling (or already having pulled) the covers over the others head in order to make a both warm and noxious local atmosphere.

It is the credentialed opinion of this author that this term was proliferated and hereby codified by virtue of a certain sharp witted, critical thinking Navy Health Care Administrator - who's name shall be with held for the sake of professional courtesy.
Upon returning home from deployment and witnessing the incredible house makeover, Jeff validated his familial happiness with no less than three Amish Covered Wagons that evening.
by always_laugh December 14, 2013
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Amish Gamer

A gamer who for some god damn reason worships old games and consoles and seems to not like improvement in gaming. (Applies to genwunners in pokemon and anyone who wants to look special in world of warcraft)
Person a: yeah all this new console crap is bad, like HD graphics, new ways to design gameplay, multi player without some buggy link cable, all around evolution of anything is bad.
person b: ah classic Amish gamer
by eskimoOFhatred January 8, 2015
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amish logic

Completely circular bullshit of the highest degree.
Dude, that is totally amish logic.
by MysticBullshitter January 24, 2015
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amish petting

Heavy petting with close on and no intention of going any further.
I went to Jamies house last night for Amish petting because it was her time of the month.
by Imntntx2017 April 5, 2017
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amish vacation

When you fill your sex partner's anus with heavy cream, and engage in anal fisting until the cream is churned into butter.
I took my girlfriend on an {Amish Vacation} last night, then we used the butter for pancakes the next morning!
by PepperBuns28 June 13, 2017
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Amish Belt Buckle

The act of pulling ones scrotum ( ballsack) over the top of their buttoned jeans while wearing a belt. The ballsack should then cover up his, ( or now days, her) actual belt buckle revealing the stressed testicles. Then is common practice to show to your friends to make them laugh.
Hey guys!! What do you all think of my new Amish Belt Buckle!?
by KKALEB December 6, 2017
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amish chin fluff

something a kid calls his facial hair because he's a weenie that can't grow a beard
"check out this amish chin fluff"
by 141154145170 May 4, 2018
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