Astronomical/Astronomically

A word the teachers often use to justify going back to school just because one kid sneezed louder than he should've

Mrs.Karen:There will be absolutely no noise on this bus.
Wyatt: *sneezes*
Mrs.Karen:We're going back to school you can blame wyatt for Sneezing so Astronomically loud

Wyatt:But I was just Sneezing-
Mrs.Mcmhan: Shut it stop talking back to a teacher.

Wyatt: But I-
Everyone else on the bus: Shut up you ruined it for us.

Astronomical/Astronomically

by aRandomNoob7 November 16, 2020

astronaut tang

The combination of huffing inhalants from a salt and vinegar chip bag

Hey man, I just finished off this bag of lays, wanna astronaut tang some of this glue?

by Therealbojangles December 26, 2020

Altrincham

A leafy suburb of South Manchester associated with the housewives of Cheshire, two exclusive Grammar schools, multiculturalism, ice hockey and over-priced coffee.

Joe: I heard Tom just bought a house in Altrincham!

Dan: Wow! He must be rich.

by TheHappyLady January 6, 2021

Astronaut Surprise

A zero gravity cumshot

On the next SpaceX mission, PornHub is going to attempt an Astronaut Surprise!

by TheOriginalYeet February 13, 2021

Astronut

When an astronaut masturbate and cums in space.

Jared was so lonely and bored that he astronutted atleast twice daily.

by Day worldoo June 16, 2021

Astronaut in the ocean

A song lyric in the song astronaut in the ocean.

I feel like an astronaut in the ocean!

by SUSSY BAKA BESTIE June 17, 2021

astronautnagito

astronautnagito Is a super cool and nice mutual on tiktok that you should totally befriend <3

“Hey do you know astronautnagito ?”
“Yeah ! Their super cool, I love them !.”

by washerewas July 12, 2021