Alphabet Soup

The endless letters behind the name of an academic that indicate certifications or higher degrees. John Doe, MD, FAACS, Ph.D., MS, CNN, CCTC, BM, WAP.........

Dude, I"m finishing up this research paper we cowrote. I need your alphabet soup for the citation.

by Mimsy2000 August 8, 2023

Alphabet soup

When a person has so many abbreviated venereal diseases it easier to say they have alphabet soup (ie hpv tricc hiv aids ash)

I'd hate to catch the alphabet soup she's giving to all the guys without them knowing

by Captain saveahoe. August 30, 2023

alphabeto

This is a stoke

alphabeto is a assistant

by Raqurm June 4, 2023

alphabetsexual

sexual attraction to the letters of the alphabet and how theyre shaped, like 𝖊𝖒𝖒𝖆 the discord bot.

"uurgg.. S with the cuurvesss.. 😫" "B is thiccc... 😏" "W with the humps 😉" "im SOO alphabetsexual..." - emma

by everqxzz June 25, 2023

Alphabet Circus

A term used to describe the LGBTQI+-&$#@ community.

The alphabet circus is hosting several marches to celebrate pride month.

by The Great White Monkey June 30, 2023

Alphabet Mafia

An easier way of saying LGBTQIABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ123+, because dear god… that is a lot of letters and numbers. Plus is there for a reason fellas, we don’t need to add a new letter every four seconds please I feel like I’m walking on ice whilst saying this acronym and I’m literally pansexual.

Ray: Yo did you hear about Joshua?
Anna: Yeah he’s part of the alphabet mafia

by i hate tyjo (im not jishwa) November 5, 2023

alphabetic arbitration

An A-to-Z assortment of petty matters dat hafta be decided in court:
AArbitration: Legal wranglings regarding how long you hafta attend sobriety meetings.
barbitration: Gavel-banging decisions regarding da design of fishing-hooks.
carbitration: (1) What your health-foods-fanatic parents subject you to regarding how sweet/starchy your diet is allowed to be. (2) Da overly-picky/onerous rules dat da DMV dictates to us.
farbitration: Bu**s**t rules regarding longer distances.
garbitration: What snooty grownups foist upon you regarding your clothing choices.
jarbitration: Regulations about glass screw-top containers.
marbitration: Statutes da deal with dents and scratches in an objects paint/finish.
parbitration: What Goldfinger would have liked to take his "wrong-ball game-forfeiture" disappointment with James Bond to.
tarbitration: Legal proceedings regarding either tobacco by-products or da sticky messy goo dat they seal roofs with.
warbitration: What two opposing armies eventually resort to when they see dat they are too closely matched for one of da other to win their battle.

Additional alphabetic arbitration terms are possible is you alter da spellings slightly:
arbortration: Laws governing either drill/lathe-mandrels of vertical-frame landscaping.
barbertration: Stipulations on when/how you can get a haircut.
Farbertration: Dictates what kitchen gadgets may be used.
harbortration: Stupid rules governing a safe anchorage.

by QuacksO December 29, 2023