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Red Jew alert

While at a restaurant, indulging in a fancy soup, you’re surprised to find oneself slurping up a whole pig's ear into your mouth and chewing it to small tiny pieces . A traumatic experience that will make you consider going vegan forever.
Man that restaurant should have a red jew alert .. do they think we all eat non kosher ?!?!
by Bitchbetterbegood May 23, 2024
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Armin Alert

He’s not the strongest but damn he’s smart and hot ofc. His not the biggest but ayoo his d1ck 😯
by Armins Wife 😹‼️ May 18, 2021
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Amber Alert

When she won’t swallow the load so you blow it in her ear .
You then send out an Amber Alert to find the missing children .
She knew her phone was going to blow up after I Amber Alerted my kids into her ear .
by Benderover71 April 18, 2023
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crystal alert

Phrase used to alert others that methamphetamine has accidentally been dropped on the ground, thus footsteps should be placed with great care.
Oh shit! Crystal alert. Get over here, carefully, and help me find the big piece.
by jLegend September 26, 2020
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by 0\ January 10, 2022
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alert the spiders

'Alert the spiders' is a rural colloquialism from northern California where I grew up in the '60's. I heard it from my parents and grandparents (California, New Mexico, Nevada and Iowa) all my life. It referred to rural mail routes out in the country away from town. Often spiders would get into the mailboxes and spin webs. Sometimes we would sweep them out with a broom if they got too close to the front, but often we would just leave them alone. When important letters or small packages were being sent, we would receive a phone call from the sender who would say "Alert the spiders!" and we would know to watch for the mailman who would place the treasure in the mailbox, disturbing the spiders who might get crushed... if we hadn't 'alerted' them.
Grandma called her daughter on the phone to let her know a small package was coming, "Alert the spiders!" she said.
by Darth Pop February 28, 2023
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