I was sitting at the bar having a drink with my friend and he says “Heard Alert”. I turned around to look and my crazy ex-girlfriend was there.
by georgie bear June 19, 2022
by "> September 27, 2019
grace paul’s deceased dog. Me and grace would jump on her trampoline and yell, “WIENER ALERT” when he would chase us around. he would also run into things because he was very blind.
by ryley<3 December 03, 2021
Someone says “I think I’d rather slide down a cactus naked.”...then you say “Silly alert, Silly alert!”
by Carmie Love May 27, 2018
by Lolqueenbee May 26, 2015