kamikaze jerk

When you're stroking your dick, and just before you ejaculate you run into the other room full-sprint and squirt on the first person you see

My buddy Eric just did a kamikaze jerk on his grandma bro.

by rog43 October 31, 2022

homepage jerk

So when you go onto someone’s onlyfans homepage and they have a sexy pic and you jerk off to the pic instead of paying the whole subscription, which would make them a jerk.

John was a real homepage jerk, he didn’t pay for the subscription he just jerked off to my sexy pics, man what a jerk.

by isellfeetpicshmu July 16, 2020

smurcle jerk

when all the smurfs come together and jerk off in a circle often resulting in a smufkakae

that was a great smurcle jerk last night

by f4ll3n0n3 September 30, 2014

Jerk Perc

di rasshole percosets with the jerk sauce

Yo are you going to island style to get a Jerk Perc?

by Himmy Marley July 3, 2023

utility jerk

When you haven't masterbated in a while and need to clean out your system.
If not, your day will be spent staring at pictures and getting turned on by everything.

"I haven't masturbated in a while. I'm going to need to do a utility jerk if I want to get work done." ~ Mr. Regular

by fadumpt March 9, 2015

sad jerk

When you're feeling really down about something but you wanna get a quicky in.

"Dude, I was thinking about her again...
I just needed one bad, so I just sad jerked it."

by Ayy.jpg September 22, 2017

working and jerking

to be working at a job and masturbating nonstop in your free time. This is a way of life, not some stupid fad that bitches like Lindsey Lohan think of.

Jake. "Yo Tommy what you been up to lately?"

Tommy. "Oh you know the usual, working and jerking"

Jake. "Nice man, same here, same here"

by niggaslayer January 20, 2009