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ham jaw

a term for a fat person. The distinction of a ham wedged under the jaw of this person gives this name. I.E. Someone whose chin/neck looks like a ham, putting the double chin to shame.
I don't care if Christina has a great personality, don't try to hook me up with a ham jaw heffer.
by rude the dude August 16, 2011
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Ham Rash

When your having sex doggy style, and the rubbing of sweaty hairy legs creates a rash.
He was cute, but he gave her ham rash.
by Mcwhit April 23, 2021
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Ham Sprinkles

by mr. wellington April 24, 2010
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Ham Tits

When the tits are overly softened and tender(due to a man overly rubbing with oil in a circular motion) to the point they are red and sweaty and they feel and look like ham. It's your opinion if they taste like ham.
Mike gave Julie some Serious Ham tits! He was sad oil got on his mothers bed but he didn't care.
by Glittery Tits November 20, 2015
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Ham Canyon

Damn that girl had 5 kids. I bet she has a ham canyon down there.
by Nshipl1 June 6, 2014
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Ham overhang

a) part of a slice of ham overlapping the edge of the bread which is about to be placed in a toasted cheese sandwich and which could spoil in cooking if not carefully replaced;

b) parts of the 'labia major' jutting out of the side of a g-string and which take the form of an interesting fleshy protrusion
"Hey - Antony! Check out the ham overhang on my toastie before you put it in the Breville. Don't want it to spoil!"

"Sure, Fulsome. Sorry. I was in a world of my own thinking about that babe last night. When she walked by on the mezzanine I caught an eyeful of HER ham overhang!
by Jeremyhotpepper September 23, 2011
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ham washer

Ham washer is To clean ham
by Jimmy bin laden November 17, 2021
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