The R-word

Finally! 38 years after George Carlin's comedy routine, "The Seven Words You Can't Say on Television", the eighth word has been born. The R-word stands for "Retard" which is now banned thanks to state house rallies in Massachusetts, Indiana and Ohio. Rallies included earnest do-gooders marching around with a dozen "differently abled", mentally challenged citizens who are no longer called retarded but were told they were offended by the use of it.

Thanks to the rally, you can hear the R-word shouted at least 900 times a day in middle school and high school hallways.
Welcome to banishment, "Retard"!

"The rainy spring retarded the growth of the lettuce and asparagus," observed Dad one Saturday morning.
"Dad!" gasped PC thug vegetarian daughter, "You're not allowed to say the R-word!"
"Heh, heh, heh, RETARDED!" laughed obnoxious little brother.

by Lizybee March 7, 2010

Word up

It’s the code word. No mater where you say it you know that you’ll be heard.

“Word up homies”

by Grant Hansen August 26, 2018

Word

"Word" is the shortened form of the phrase: "my word is my bond" which was originated by inmates in U.S. prisons. The longer phrase was shortened to "word is bond" before becoming "word," which is most commonly used. It basically means "truth." Or "to speak the truth."

"Yo, I fucked twelve bitches last night."
"Word?" ("You speak the truth?")
"Word." ("I speak the truth.")

by LBird December 28, 2005

word bank

The wordbank (Odobenus rosmarus) is a large marine mammal with flippers, a broad head, short muzzle, small eyes, tusks and whiskers. Scientists recognize two subspecies of walrus – the Atlantic walrus and the Pacific walrus.

I have a huge pet word bank.

by shootswithhappysunshine February 23, 2014

word of god

A statement regarding some ambiguous or undefined aspect of a work, the Word of God comes from someone considered to be the ultimate authority, such as the creator, director, writer or producer of a TV show / video game / film / etc.

"Eh, I don't know if Clementine is gay."
"She is bisexual, fool! The developers confirmed it on twitter. It's word of God."

by larabot March 4, 2019

urban word

a word one uses that is not an actual English defined/recognized word, but according to Urban Dictionary, is legit.

I don't understand kids these days & their lack of properly defined vocabulary... but I keep hearing each is an urban word, therefore, totally acceptable. I feel so old.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

N-Word Pass

The pass that allows you to say "Nigga". You can only use it once though.

Me: *whips out my N-Word Pass* "NIGGA"

by BoomerPlusKidEqualsBidOrKoomer December 5, 2019