by Luvsyoumor January 17, 2018
Get the wipe a molemug. 
by The Last Lizard King July 5, 2016
Get the Shweat Wipemug. by Cometstrike October 19, 2019
Get the wipe creammug. The simple act of wiping your anus using your right hands forefingers to wipe the shit then rinse the shit off your fingers using your bathroom sink. Repeat until anus is fully clean.
by KeenanMcAuley November 20, 2016
Get the Nigerian Wipemug. It's when you're conserving the use of your toilet paper and helping the environment, when wiping your ass:
- Using a moderate amount of toilet paper folded into your hand, you make your first wipe within your ass in one vigorous swoop
- The handful of thin fabric paper in your hand now is strongly stained brown, in a streaky motion with chunks, with a strong but familiar smell
- You then flip over said layers of paper onto it's clean white side, while holding onto it by the edges, to minimize the fecal residue that is to stick to your fingers
- Then in a 2nd strong motion, you wipe your ass with this new clean side, collecting even more manure lodged between the depths of your ass cheeks
- You are then to drop said folds of toilet paper -- now doubly stained by strong, chunky fecal streaks, into the toilet
- Unravel another string of toilet paper, and repeat the process another 3-4 times, to ensure your anal region is fecal free, while being kind to the environment.
- Using a moderate amount of toilet paper folded into your hand, you make your first wipe within your ass in one vigorous swoop
- The handful of thin fabric paper in your hand now is strongly stained brown, in a streaky motion with chunks, with a strong but familiar smell
- You then flip over said layers of paper onto it's clean white side, while holding onto it by the edges, to minimize the fecal residue that is to stick to your fingers
- Then in a 2nd strong motion, you wipe your ass with this new clean side, collecting even more manure lodged between the depths of your ass cheeks
- You are then to drop said folds of toilet paper -- now doubly stained by strong, chunky fecal streaks, into the toilet
- Unravel another string of toilet paper, and repeat the process another 3-4 times, to ensure your anal region is fecal free, while being kind to the environment.
"Dude, we're running out of toilet paper kinda quick. Don't tell me you're only single-wiping! That is sooo 2015. We Double Wipe around here, like every good citizen."
by Big girl panties April 20, 2020
Get the Double Wipemug. The year of the No Wipe. No one wipes their asshole 2021, everyone trusts their asshole to be clean and proper this year.
by Cockboy Flanders May 25, 2021
Get the No Wipe 2021mug.