Webster

One who is proficient in the arts of web surfing and information retrieval.

Websters are known for their ability to find information on a variety of topics, ranging from celebrity gossip to videos of people doing stupid things on the internet.

Some do this professionally.

No relation to the dictionary.

That Tosh is one hip webster.

by SenpaiFry September 7, 2010

Webster

noun; proper noun; One who, according to third person accounts,; spends one heck of alot of time on theweb, searching, or playing, or composing, or devoloping a web site or all of the above etc... or more.

Woodtick #1: "Terry spent all day on his computer."
Woodtick #2: "yeah...he's turnin into a Webster

by terryzz February 24, 2009

A Webster

Responding to an insult by rephrasing it as a question, then redirecting the insult back to the original aggressor, only louder.

Aggressor: "You're a jerk!"

Respondent: "I'm a jerk? YOU'RE A JERK!"

Aggressor: "Don't pull a Webster!"

by Lynne Burke October 4, 2007

web site

a site of webs

i hate walking into web sites

by Anonymous July 20, 2003

Webster Groves High School

A small public school in the heart of a wonderful town, Webster Groves. Sure, we’re not the first school that comes to mind when you think of “money”. But reality is that we make up for it with Friday night basketball, the All Write festival, the mr Webster pageant, acapella concerts, and so much more. Go statesmen!

Yes, I go to Webster Groves High School and no, I won’t tell you what a statesman is.

by autumnvee June 2, 2019

webster

to completely fuck up in life and become a dentist or "DR.FAGGETT" when all along longing to become a machinist.

my life is a fucking webster, boy i sure webster'd this shit up

by germancutioner November 5, 2010

Four Websites Of The Apocalypse

The four websites that can scar you within moments of being on the site. They have the ability to twist your mind enough to make you think the world is ending. They are as follows:
Meatspin.com
Bloodshows.com
Chatroulette.com
Clubpenguin.com

Guy 1: I just visited the Four Websites of the Apocalypse.
Guy 2: So you're gay?
Guy 1: Fuck off.
Anthony: I'm ginger.

by LastRoflchopter August 6, 2010