Oreo Wasted

the act of eating so many oreos that you feel intoxicated

dude, what were you doing last night?
man, i was oreo wasted

by VIXVIIIXCVI December 16, 2011

KD Wasted

Adj.
1.) White-boy wasted
2.) Affected by alcohol to the extent one cannot control his/her actions
3.) Absolutely plastered
4.) Inebriated beyond necessary

"I got KD Wasted last weekend, it was embarrassing"
"What did you do?"
"I confessed my love to her"

by drcrawdaddy December 16, 2011

AK Wasted

The epitome of wasted. So drunk where u just "fuck shit man" and when everyone gets fucked........UP.

LET'S GET AK WASTED!!!

by Team Shake Shake December 25, 2011

Welfare Wasted

1. To drink yourself into a state of financial disparity

Jimmy: That bum smells like straight liqueur
John: Yeah man, hes defiantly getting welfare wasted.

by Brandon john April 23, 2012

Bathtub wasted

This is a state of inebriation when you get so drunk that you mistake a bathtub for a bed and fall asleep in a bathtub.

"She was so bathtub wasted she didn't realized she crawled into the bathtub to sleep instead of her bed."

by Mastro Lindo August 25, 2013

whitney wasted

(adj.) Wasted in the form and style relative to a familiar "Whitney." Usually referring to a step up from white girl wasted, in other words a good-quality level of intoxication without the embarrassment.

Man, I got Whitney wasted last night and it was the best night of my life.

by MerriamWebster28 February 1, 2014

business wasted

n.
when one gets drunk for business reasons

"Dude, are you wasted?"
"Yeah man, but it's cool, it's for work. I'm business wasted. See? I'm in my suit and everything."

by tiffany yo April 23, 2014